Friday, December 12, 2014

Day 12 - Uecker - Are you having some telethon we don't know about?!

Last year on day 12 I posted this:

Day 12 - Uecker - My To Blave gave to me...

On the Twelfth day of Marcothon my true love gave to me:
Twelve snow plows plowing
Eleven salt trucks salting
Ten paces-a-creeping
Nine Garmins tracking
Eight tights-a-stretching
Seven dryers-a-drying
Six washer washing
Five Smart Wool socks
Four lobster gloves
Three fleece hats
Two pairs of shoes
And a runner losing his mind

I wanted to rework it but this year has been a bit more straight forward (in other words no negative wind chills yet) and I wasn't finding the inspiration to get there so instead my inspirations went here...

Because you know I'm all about that course,
'Bout that course, no treadmill
I'm all 'bout that course, 'bout that course, no treadmill
I'm all 'bout that course, 'bout that course, no treadmill
I'm all 'bout that course, 'bout that course

Yeah it's pretty clear, I don't wear no size twos
But I can hoof it, hoof it like I'm supposed to dos
'Cause I got that boom boom that all the dogs chase
All the right treats in all the right places
I see the magazines working that Norditrack
We know that shit ain't real
Come on now, make it stop
If you got tootsies tootsies just raise 'em up
'Cause every inch of you is perfect
From the bottom to the top
Yeah, my momma she told me don't worry about your thighs
She says, boys they like a little more body glide at night
You know I won't be no track-runnin', silicone Kenny doll,
So, if that's what's you're into
Then go ahead and move along

Because you know I'm all about that course,
'Bout that course, no treadmill
I'm all 'bout that course, 'bout that course, no treadmill
I'm all 'bout that course, 'bout that course, no treadmill
I'm all 'bout that course, 'bout that course

I'm bringing puffin' back
Go ahead and tell them skinny runners Hey
No, I'm just playing I know you think you're fast,
But I'm here to tell you that,
Every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top
Yeah, my momma she told me don't worry about your thighs
She says, boys they like a little more body glide at night
You know I won't be no track-runnin', silicone Kenny doll,
So, if that's what's you're into
Then go ahead and move along

Because you know I'm all about that course,
'Bout that course, no treadmill
I'm all 'bout that course, 'bout that course, no treadmill
I'm all 'bout that course, 'bout that course, no treadmill
I'm all 'bout that course, 'bout that course

Because you know I'm all about that course,
'Bout that course, no treadmill
I'm all 'bout that course, 'bout that course, no treadmill
I'm all 'bout that course, 'bout that course, no treadmill
I'm all 'bout that course, 'bout that course

Because you know I'm all about that course,
'Bout that course, no treadmill
I'm all 'bout that course, 'bout that course, no treadmill
I'm all 'bout that course, 'bout that course, no treadmill
I'm all 'bout that course, 'bout that course


That's it. Not perfect but, where my brain went today.

Day 12 (year 2) is in the books.

House address - Flossmoor





3 comments:

  1. Can I just copy this for my blog? It's awesome, Rick!

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  2. Whoa!!! I need the music video of you Cal and Catherine rockin' this! Stellar!!!!!

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  3. Priscilla - please feel free. Just make sure I get credit and my residuals. ;)

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